Filed under: on the horizon, on the mind, on the muddy fields, on the turntable
two reasons to celebrate today!
first of all, it’s the 70th birthday of one of, if not the, finest poets, statesmen, musicians and performers of our time…Mr Bob Dylan himself!

secondly…it’s exactly a month until we romp on down to pilton farm, for Glastonbury 2011…words cannot describe how excited i am…again!
if only we could put the two together…maybe someday before one of them dies out!
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Filed under: on the mind, on the muddy fields, on the travels | Tags: bolton, cup, F.A., manchester, marathon, nonsense, stoke
it will come as no surprise to you that next weekend is FA Cup weekend and that two of the four semi-finalists are rivals in this fair northern city…the other two are Stoke and Bolton.
If we have a cheeky gander at the map of Britain we can see where these 3 cities are located(ish), as well as London…
what i would like to know is….why for the love of God have the F.A. decided to host the semi-finals (as well as Arsenal vs Liverpool and West Ham vs Villa) down in London, over the same 2 days and for late kick-offs and on the same weekend as the London marathon!?
i unfortunately will not be heading to the capital to watch the ‘derby’, but my mum is, as are thousands of mancunians, boltonians and…stokers(!?) Traffic is likely to be mental, trains will be bursting and people trying to find hotels etc will most likely be clawing their brains out by now!
one of the most idiotic factors is that the United – City match is at 17:15…meaning that if the game ends up going to penalties, the best part of 90,000 people will be heading up the motorway or pissed on trains at eight or nine in the evening, with a three and a half hour journey ahead of them, which they’ve already done once that day…violence is also another factor that will have to be dealt with. 90,000 fans kicking around the stadium until the early evening with beer aplenty?…surely that can’t be a good thing.
of course passion for the game will most likely take over, but surely the F.A could have used their noggins a little bit…there’ll be 40,000 people dressed as bananas and chickens running about the place all morning! And, on the Sunday, several thousand scousers will be heading down along with the Stoke and Bolton fans for the two four o’ clock fixtures…
finally, isn’t going to Wembley part of the whole FA Cup Final excitement? making teams head down for the semis and then the final a few weeks later seems to have drained a bit of the fun out of recent years. players have the incentive for a final at Wembley…not any more. this year looks to be different with the two Manchester teams competing, however i still believe that Wembley is for the final, not any other rounds.
essentially, it is all down to money though…for a start, Sky want late kick-offs for the extra viewers. moreover, the country is in debt, we’ve got an Olympic Games to fund, why not pimp out Wembley as much as possible! in the past it was Villa Park, St. James’, Old Trafford or somewhere in London for the semis, depending on the teams…now it’s all about the cash so they’ve packed us all off down south on a petrol-guzzling, 400 mile round-trip, nonsense journey…
nevermind…i guess me and Rooney will just have to watch it down the local…
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Filed under: on the horizon, on the mind, on the muddy fields | Tags: Glastonbury, jason bryant, sunset, the pyramid, the tor, worthy farm
getting very excited already :)
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Filed under: on the horizon, on the muddy fields, on the parchment, on the turntable | Tags: 2011, Build A Rocket Boys!, Elbow, Guy Garvey
As many may have predicted, yes, i am in complete awe of Elbow’s new album, Build A Rocket Boys!

Having listened to the record for the first time (and several more since!) i have to say it has thoroughly met my expectations…Elbow haven’t let their success go to their heads, they’re not that kind of band, they have instead put their heads down and created another stunning, emotional, heartfelt, truly British (and by that i mean northern) piece of genius.
On an Album Chart Show Elbow Exclusive on Channel 4 last night, Guy Garvey mentioned that he wrote his lyrics looking back on his time as a 22 year old in Manchester…(although currently in Aberdeen) I can’t help but let that seep in to my mind when listening, allowing pictures of my own, strike connections with his beautiful words
And talking of beautiful words, Garvey certainly delivers once again…take ‘Jesus Is A Rochdale Girl’ for example…
‘I have a drop-leaf window,
with cats and broken yards
sunflowers and paint cans
and stolen shopping carts
and nothing to be proud of
and nothing to regret
all of that to make as yet’
…I honestly don’t think there’s a better way of describing youth than those latter three lines
Elbow’s northern heritage also once again comes flooding through, meeting like two old friends, with their unique talent to throw in unexpected moments of beauty and soar one’s heart into the heavens, before heading towards the crunch of a guitar, or the slow, fading, tinkling of the keys. Keep your ears pricked, as there’s always something to appreciate, be it the Hallé Youth Choir on ‘With Love’, local piano tuner John Mosley taking to the mic on ‘The Birds – Reprise’, a likely tear-jerking moment on ‘The Night Will Always Win’ or even the cheeky, almost childish bits of piano genius from Craig Potter in ‘Jesus Is A Rochdale Girl’
Here’s a couple of awesome live tracks from Build A Rocket…
oh yeh…and they’re officially playing Glasto too…happy fucking days :)
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Filed under: on the horizon, on the muddy fields | Tags: Aberdeen, Administration, Celtic, Dundee FC, Dundee United, Jim Spence, Motherwell, New Stadium, Pittodrie, Poor Attendance, Scottish Football, SPL, Sportscene, St. Mirren
First things first, i can’t admit to being a major follower of Scottish football. Dad gives a bit of a shit about St. Mirren, I followed Dundee Utd for about a week when i was 8 and up here, although i’d say i support them a wee bit, i’ve only seen Aberdeen twice, and giggled like a mad man when they got trashed 9-0 by Celtic…
Nonetheless, i would never ever wish it upon Scotland that their league slowly declines and disappears. However, presently, it seems that they are in trouble.
Occasionally, on a Saturday night, good old BBC Scotland decide to show Sportscene, their version of MOTD, instead of Gary Linekar’s round up of the day’s action. Although this kills me every time, it does give me the opportunity to see how the likes of Aberdeen, St. Mirren, etc are doing.
But the one thing that strikes me everytime is the turnout for each match. This Saturday, watching Motherwell 2 Celtic 0 for example, i noticed there were tons of seats untouched, despite playing one of the two huge Glaswegian clubs. Having looked at the stats, i found out that well over 4,000 places were empty on this Saturday afternoon match.

Looking into attendance figures further, i found that so far in this 2010/11 season, the highest attendance numbers for each club (apart from Hearts and St. Mirren) have been when either Rangers or Celtic have been the visiting side. Moreover, in almost all cases, the average attendance for the SPL clubs have been considerably less (between 2000 and 6000 less) than these top games and in most cases the average has decreased each season over the past few years.
There are already major conundrums being discussed over the SPL at the moment, particularly surrounding Celtic and Rangers’ wishes to head South, the size of the league (should it be 12 teams, 10 teams or 14 teams?) and finally the ‘Split‘ process which takes place each year, separating the league into two midway during the season, with the top teams playing each other for a 4th time and the bottom six playing each other for a 4th time…utter fucking madness in my opinion!
Thus, financial problems are certainly not wanted but the Scottish clubs, who are losing out on ticket sales very often, with some such as 1st Division Dundee FC going into administration and receiving a 25 point deduction. Dark days are certainly about.
Finally, it was announced on Feb 23rd (a lovely date eh!) that Aberdeen council voted AFC the allowance to begin building their new proposed stadium. Exciting times you may think, but there have been many critics who think otherwise. To begin, the proposed attendance figure will be 21,000. Although this is less than the Pittodrie (by a whole 199 seats), it still seems like a large number, particularly when we go back to those famous stats and see that Aberdeen’s average attendance over the past 3 years has dropped by a thousand each time and overall is 11,028…ten thousand less than it can hold!

Clearly and quite obviously AFC don’t want to be seen as a shrinking club, however there must be a concern over whether they will fill the stadium anymore than usual. BBC’s Jim Spence suggests that the new stadium will bring in crowds a-plenty, however it’s planned positioning suggests otherwise. The club aim to move the new place 5 miles out of the city, to a much more remote area. Although this is probably not that bad, one of the most celebrated reasons why people head for the stadium, asides from the footy of course, is that it’s slap bang in the centre of town…close to all.
Fingers crossed everything goes smoothly for the SPL and other Scottish leagues for years to come, as well as for Aberdeen’s planned move…however, one can’t help but remain dubious over the uncertainty of Scottish Football’s future.
Filed under: on the muddy fields, on the screen, on the stage, on the turntable, on the waves | Tags: 2011, Glastonbury, Pulp, Radiohead
it gets me very, very excited that both these acts are flying high in the rumour mill for glastonbury 2011…
sit down, have no distractions and take in the beauty of both these sets
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00wyn9g/Glastonbury_Radiohead_at_Glastonbury_1997/
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00wv3j8/Glastonbury_Pulp_at_Glastonbury_1995/
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Filed under: on the mind, on the muddy fields | Tags: Aberdeen, Eric Cantona, Kevin Keegan, Manchester United, Red Devils, Sir Alex Ferguson, Sir Matt Busby, Unbeatable
for 24 years, 1 month and 14 days, Sir Alex Ferguson has reigned supreme as manager of Manchester United Football Club.
Surpassing Sir Matt Busby’s record was probably the last thing on his mind in the run up to this weekend, however with the now infamous clash of Chelsea – United being postponed due to the white stuff, he may, just for a moment, sit back and reflect on his incredible journey with the Red Devils.
On the 6th November 1986, Fergie left Aberdeen’s granite terraces for the west of Britain and Manchester’s sunny skies! His first years at the club were frankly very up and down, finishing his first season in 11th, his second in 2nd and his third in 13th. Moreover, during this latter campaign, 1989-1990, Ferguson came under fire from both the press and fans, declaring that he was just another excuse making failure who would never live up to the Busby days. Nonetheless, he was overwhelmingly praised for his work within the club. He increased discipline for players such as the drink fuelled Bryan Robson, reorganised the club’s coaching system and brought in future stars such as Steve Bruce, Brain Mclair, Mark Hughes, Paul Ince, Gary Pallister, Peter Schmeichel, Paul Parker, Ryan Giggs and Andrei Kanchelskis.
From 1992, all was to change. Manchester United won the first Premier League title in the 1992-93 season, with Ferguson being announced as manager of the year and new signing Eric Cantona storming the field. The following campaigns were equally as exciting, although a major blip occurred in 95, when King Eric was banned for eight months following his attack on a fan at Crystal Palace. Despite this, the manager used his now infamous ability to handle the situation smartly and calmly. Moreover, he swift to play down any criticism that was thrown at him…with 1995-96 being the most brilliant example.
Ferguson began the season under an avalanche of condemnation, having sold Ince, Hughes and Kanchelskis without bringing in replacements. He opted instead to try out his youth, playing the likes of David Beckham, Paul Scholes, Nicky Butt and the Neville brothers on a regular basis. Many believed that this was a poor decision, with some announcing ‘You never win anything with kids!’ However, as the season continued, Fergie’s proteges tailed their rivals Newcastle United, pushing for the top-spot. As the end of the season neared, the pressure rose, but Ferguson remained collected, unlike Kevin Keagan, who was lambasted for his ‘I would love it if we beat them!’ rant on television. Fergie had the upper hand, won the championship and topped the whole thing off with a victory over Liverpool in the FA Cup Final thanks to a scorcher from Cantona.
1999 was the next major year for Ferguson and most probably his finest. He had built his squad of youths into a crushing power, with awesome additions such as Andy Cole, Teddy Sheringham, Ole Gunnar Soskjaer, Ronny Johnsen, Jaap Stam and Dwight Yorke. With such a force, it was no wonder that Manchester United won the treble, but it was the skill, precision and character of both players and most importantly manager that made 1999 a year to remember.
Since that infamous campaign over ten years ago, Sir Alex Ferguson has shown more than ever that he has the drive and determination to maintain Manchester United’s position as the greatest and most successful footballing force around. The 2002-03 season in particular illustrates his managerial prowess. With his major competitor Arsene Wenger taking his team to eight points ahead with less than two months to go, Ferguson managed United delightfully and rattled the composure of Arsenal. With no defeats since Boxing Day and ten huge victories in eleven games, they marched on to victory and an eighth Premier League title.
Of course, like every manager, Alex Ferguson has come under scrutiny in the past and will probably do so in the future. The press certainly haven’t given him an easy time and he hasn’t ever been practically canonised due to having to build a new squad following a major disaster and his own near fatality. However, Busby was one in a million and Ferguson must be viewed in a seperate light. What the present manager does have, is an outstanding ability to ensure control over most situations. Unlike many of his competitors, he has a political understanding of football and has not and does not allow himself to lose grip on ‘champagne superstars’ or players who believe themselves to be in command, or even the pressure to get caught up with the financial problems that the Glazers have caused. If we look at the handling of both the Ronaldo and Rooney sagas for example, we see a manager taking care of things behind the scenes, without giving in to the press and inevitably either making a huge amount of money from a sale, without any bad feelings, or, settling the worries of a player who then goes on to sign a new contract with a big smile on his face. Essentially, it is this that makes Fergie what he is today. His talent to stay focused on the team and the team alone, as well as his god-like ability to retain authority over his players, but still keep them happy, enjoying their football and rarely causing any fuss.
At the end of the day, amongst this era of half-a-season managerial careers, Arabian money throwing owners and increasingly demanding players, it is a surprise that any coach has survived the idiotic politics of today’s football world. However, Sir Alex Ferguson can be proud to say that he has and hopefully will continue to do so. Moreover, we will all hope that these retirement rumours are just that and he will be down at Carrington, 6.30am each day, to train his team towards victory, with an overwhelming appetite for success, for many more years to come.
Filed under: on the bookshelf, on the film reel, on the mind, on the muddy fields, on the parchment, on the plate, on the projector, on the screen, on the stage, on the streets, on the travels, on the turntable, on the waves
it’s almost the end of another year…so let’s review it!
these are all my personal opinions, so please feel free to agree or agressively criticise, sup to you :)
Best Moments Of The Year
- That first look at Mt. Everest
- Faithless followed by Stevie Wonder at Glastonbury 2010
- Going to the Taj Mahal
- Having an elephant back bath
- White water rafting in Nepal
Biggest Mares Of The Year
- Being told I had to turn back with Everest Basecamp just ahead (but at least im still alive!)
- The Tory Government coming to power
- The World Cup…both the event itself and our bid going to pot
- That bungee jump lol
- Come Around Sundown…get it together KOL!
Best Book I’ve Read This Year
- Lustrum – Robert Harris
Best 25 Albums Of The Year
- Warpaint – The Fool
- Arcade Fire – The Suburbs
- Laura Marling – I Speak Because I Can
- Stornoway – Beachcomber’s Windowsill
- Foals – Total Life Forever
- Bombay Bicycle Club – Flaws
- Tallest Man On Earth – The Wild Hunt
- Beach House – Teen Dreams
- The National – High Violet
- Lonelady – Nerve Up
- Villagers – Becoming A Jackal
- Gil Scott-Heron – I’m New Here
- GAYNGS – Relayted
- Deerhunter – Halycon Digest
- Broken Bells – Broken Bells
- Delta Spirit – History From Below
- Two Door Cinema Club – Tourist History
- Anais Mitchell – Hadestown
- Perfume Genius – Learning
- Phosphorescent – Here’s To Taking It Easy
- Midlake – Courage Of Others
- Band Of Horses – Infinite Arms
- Interpol – Interpol
- Best Coast – Crazy For You
- Robert Plant – Band Of Joy
Best Embarrassing Album Of The Year!
- Ellie Goulding – Lights
Best 25 Singles Of The Year (From What I Know Were Released As Singles…)
- Foals – Spanish Sahara
- Laura Marling – Rambling Man
- Two Door Cinema Club – What You Know
- Warpaint – Undertow
- Aracade Fire – Ready To Start
- Stornoway – Zorbing
- Foals – This Orient
- Mumford & Sons – The Cave
- Ray Lamontagne And The Pariah Dogs – Old Before Your Time
- Aloe Blacc – I Need A Dollar
- Villagers – Becoming A Jackal
- Bombay Bicycle Club – Ivy And Gold
- Gorillaz Ft. Little Dragon – Empire Ants (not a single, but such a fucking ace song!)
- Arcade Fire – We Used To Wait
- Kelis – Acapella
- Black Keys – Tighten Up
- Interpol – Barricade
- Delta Spirit – Bushwick Blues
- Dum Dum Girls – Stiff Little Fingers
- LCD Soundsystem – Drunk Girls
- Lonelady – Intuition
- Beach House – Zebra
- The Morning Benders – Excuses
- Caribou – Odessa
- The Coral – 1000 Years
Best Embarrassing Single Of The Year!
- Katy Perry – Fireworks
Best Band/Artist Of The Year
- Justin Vernon – the dude is just everywhere, again, making sensational music! he features chiefly on Relayted by GAYNGS (a supergroup including the likes of Justin Vernon and Mike Noyce from Bon Iver, Ivan Howard from The Rosebuds, Joe Westurland and the Cook brothers from Megafaun and Jake Luck and Nick Ryan from the Leisure Birds). Vernon also features on many of the songs from Anais Mitchell’s brilliant folk opera Hadestown, based on a modern story of Orpheus and Eurydice. Finally, he even makes a couple of appearances on Kanye West’s knew record!
Best Gig Of The Year
- Interpol (Edinburgh Corn Exchange)
Best Festival Of The Year
- Glastonbury 2010
Best 30 Movies Of The Year (Released In The UK Since Jan 1st)
- Inception
- Un Prophete
- Shutter Island
- Scott Pilgrim Vs The World
- The Social Network
- Toy Story 3
- Exit Through The Gift Shop
- Crazy Heart
- The Secret In Their Eyes
- Gainsbourg
- Le Concert
- Winter’s Bone
- Another Year
- The Kids Are Alright
- Please Give (not released in uk, but seen and liked!)
- The Ghost Writer
- Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Pt. 1
- A Single Man
- Kick-Ass
- Megamind
- Greenburg
- The Town
- L’arnacoeur
- The Lovely Bones
- Certified Copy
- The Road
- The American
- The Arbor
- Robin Hood
- L’Illusioniste
Plus…The Way Back, Black Swan, Blue Valentine, The King’s Speech, 127 Hours, The Tempest, Never Let Me Go and True Grit (not released yet…but i’m expecting them to be pretty darn good!)
Best Documentary Film
- When You’re Strange – A Film About The Doors
Best Embarrassing Movie!
- Easy A
Best Actor Of The Year
- Leonardo DiCaprio – as it has always been said…he doesn’t make a bad movie. And seeing how both the remarkable Shutter Island and the even greater Inception were released this year with DiCaprio playing the lead roles exceptionally, it couldn’t really go to anyone else!
Best Actress Of The Year
- Julianne Moore – i wasn’t sure who to pick to be completely honest, but Moore’s roles in both The Kids Are Alright and A Single Man were really very very good and im certain she’ll be up there with a fighting chance for an Oscar
Best 10 TV Programme’s Of The Year
- Accused
- This Is England 86
- Any Human Heart
- An Idiot Abroad
- IT Crowd
- Five Daughters
- I’m In A Rock N Roll Band
- I Am Slave
- Secret Britain
- Pillars Of The Earth
Best 5 Exhibitions Of The Year
- A World Observed – Dorothy Bohm – Manchester Art Gallery
- The Doors: When You’re Strange – Idea Generation Gallery
- Wolfgang Tillmans – The Serpentine Gallery
- Skin – The Wellcome Collection
- Exposed: Voyeurism, Suerveillance and the Camera – The Tate Modern
Best 5 Sporting Moments Of The Year
- The Ashes (not over yet, but we’re playing pretty damn well!)
- Rooney And Scholes’ last minute winning goals against Manchester City in January and April
- Amy Williams’ Winter Olympics gold medal
- England’s T20 World Cup Final victory over the Aussies
- Mark Cavendish kicking ass in the Tour De France
And Finally…Best Fish Of The Year!
- Barry…because the other one died…
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just watched THIS on itv player…
and…it was ace!
all about the king himself and the excitement of derby day…most definitely worth a gander, particularly if you’re a united fan and admired the sensational skill of this bloke as much as myself :)










